| A man walked up to the ticket office and asked to buy a ticket for the match that afternoon. "Sorry,there isn't a match today," came the reply. "But there must be," he argued,"there's always a match on saturday afternoon." "Well there isn't today,"replied the official impatiently. "Well i don't believe you," persisted the man , "you're having me on." "Now look here,you moron,read my lips. There is no M-A-T-F-C-H this afternoon,okay?" "But there isn't an F in match," retorted the fan angrily. "Thats what i've been trying to fucking tell you!" yelled the official. |    |
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