| Little Johnny was playing with something in the road. The local vicar came up to him and said, "hello, little Johnny. What's that your playing with?" Little Johnny replied, "it`s Sulphuric acid." "You mustn't play with that," gasped the vicar, "it's dangerous" Little Johhny says,"hey, I don't tell you not to play with holy water!" The vicar says, "no, because holy water is good. The other day I put holy water on a pregnant woman's tummy and she passed a baby boy." "Well..." says little Johnny "...the other day I put Sulphuric Acid on my dogs Bollocks and he passed a Ferrari." |    |
Joke by Lovelace - Tags: vicar , acid , dog , bollocks , ferrari - Current Score: 28 - Added: 8 months ago
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