| I was at home last week when I spotted 2 burglars in my garden shed. I phoned the police and was told that no squad car could get to my house for at least 20 minutes! I hung up and then 5 minutes later I rang back saying "There is no need for the squad car now, I've shot them both"!!! Within 2 minutes there were four squad cars and an fully armed response unit outside, and they caught the burglars red handed! When the chief came up to me he said "I thought you said you'd shot them"? To which I replied..."And I thought you said there were no police in the area"!!!!! |    |
Joke by welshmadman - Tags: police , burglar , shot , dead , 999 - Current Score: 114 - Added: 10 months, 30 days ago
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