| A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch. The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper. As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger. A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a piss and is surprised to see a blue ribbon tied around his dick. "Well laddie,"he says."I don't know where you've been,but i'm mightily pleased to see you won first prize." |    |
Joke by cooperman - Tags: scotland , scot , kilt , penis , hung , ribbon - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 29 days ago
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