| A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The guy takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The guy takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the guy knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the rude guy. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied. All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!" The guy obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like fuckin piss," he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: How old am I?" |    |
Joke by PALROSS - Tags: rude guy , scotch , drunk , piss - Current Score: 20 - Added: 10 months, 29 days ago
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