| A miserable looking man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple whisky. The Bartender raises an eyebrow and says, "That's some pretty strong poison you're ordering, you must be fucking miserable." The man says, "Well, I just found my wife in bed with my best friend, so yeah I'm feeling pretty bad." The Bartender is shocked by the man's story so he gives him the drink on the house and asks him to tell the story. "I came home and walked into our bedroom, then I saw them together. I told her that we were through and to pack her things." "And what did you do with your friend?" the Bartender inquired. "I looked him right in the eye and I said, 'bad dog!'" he replied. |    |
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