| A bus full of Nuns is along a dangerous mountain road and its brakes give out around a particularly tight corner and crashes down into a ravine where it explodes, all of the Nuns are incinerated instantly. The Nuns arrive at the exclusive Nuns entrance to Heaven (kinda like a VIP entrance to a rock concert but more cloud-like) where they meet Saint Peter who is standing next to a font which is filled with Holy Water. Saint Peter greets the Nuns and asks the first one in line, "Is any aspect of you impure in some way?" The first Nun replies, "Well... I did once see a man's penis..." Saint Peter tells her not to worry as the Holy Water will purify her vision, he then splashes some of the Holy Water onto her eyes and allows her into heaven. He asks the second Nun the same thing who replies "I did once... touch a man's penis." Saint Peter then purifies her vision and dips her hands in the Holy Water to purify her touch and then allows her into Heaven. Saint Peter is then about to ask the third Nun the question when the Nun at the back charges through the line to the front looking very exasperated. Saint Peter quickly asks, "What is the matter sister?" the Nun replies "Nothing's wrong I just want to gargle it before Sister Susan dips her arse in it" |    |
Joke by D dude - Tags: sex , nun , nuns , anal , heaven - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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