| A young woman is lying on her death bed hopelessy close to her end, her husband enters the room and gently cups her hand to comfort her. The woman musters her remaining strength and gently whispers "darling i must come clean with you". The man hushes her, telling her to save her strength. She continues anyway telling him that she hasn't been entirely faithful to him and informs him of her multiple affairs with his brother, father, sister and uncle. The man replies "I know darling, why the fuck do you think i poisoned you?" |    |
Joke by D dude - Tags: poison , husband , wife , cheating - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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