| Two men are playing football in a public park when suddenly a crazed rottweiler dives out of a bush and launches itself at one of the men and begins to viciously savage him. Reacting quickly the other man pulls a plank of wood out of an old fence and forces it into the dog's coller and twists it, breaking the dog's neck and killing it instantly. Paramedics arrive and take his friend away for medical attention, and a man approaches the hero with a notepad and pen, he says "I am reporter and I would like to write an article about your heroic deed!", the hero agrees and the reporter writes a title for his article- "Manchester United fan saves friend from vicious attack!" The man reads this and says "I'm not a Manchester United fan" The reporter apologises and writes "England fan saves friend from crazed animal!" The man reads this and says "I'm not a England fan" The reporter apologises again and asks what football team he supports. The man replies "Liverpool" The reporter nods and quickly writes "SCOUSE BASTARD MURDERS FAMILY PET!" |    |
Joke by D dude - Tags: scouse , dog , murder , hero , football - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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