| A husband and wife decide that they need to use code in front of their daughter to tell each other when they want sex. They both agree that the code word is "typewriter" One day the husband says to his daughter :can you go and tell mummy that I need to type a letter" The daughter runs off to her mummy and asks her, to which the mummy replies "The typewriter has red ribbon in - so its not working" A couple of days later, the mummy tells her daughter "go and tell daddy that he can use the typewriter now" The little girl runs off and tells daddy, to which he replies "go and tell mummy that it doesn't matter now cos I done the letter by hand" |    |
Joke by trenchcoat - Tags: typewriter , wank , letter , sex , fuck - Current Score: 82 - Added: 10 months, 18 days ago
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