| Eight Words with two Meanings 1 THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female ......Any part under a car's hood. Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female ....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male .... Playing football without a cup. 3 COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4 COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female .... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male ...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female .... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male ...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6 FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n. Female .... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male ...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male ........Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. |    |
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