| Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked 'What are you selling' here One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, 'You are doing well ... Only two left!' |    |
Joke by Katherine Boyle - Tags: sweaty sock , jock , scottish , arseholes , ian pearce - Current Score: 72 - Added: 7 months, 19 days ago
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