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People keep telling me my beard makes me look like an axe murderer.

I tell them it's a magic beard which disappears when you look away.

That usually buys me enough time to reach for my axe.
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Joke submitted by furiousg, originally by Cynide and Happiness which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 745.6

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