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A husband and wife are sitting round the table with their three daughters eating dinner when the oldest of the three asks her parents, "Why was I named Daisy?"
"Well," said her mother, "when you were born a daisy flew in threw the window and gently landed on your forehead so we thought it would be nice to name you after it."

The middle daughter then says, "So why am I called Rose?"
"Well," said her mother, "when you were born a rose flew in threw the window and gently landed on your forehead so we thought it would be nice to name you after it." The daughter smiles and continues to eat her dinner.

A few minutes later the youngest of the three says, "mnnnnnuugughhhh hhmmmmddssssssggggtuuuu tgnngnnnnammj!"

The mother says to her, "Oh shut up Brick!"
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Joke by D dude - Tags: mummy mummy , daughter , disability  - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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