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A lorry driver was driving along a country road when he spotted a sign that read, 'Low Bridge Ahead'. Before he had realised, the bridge was directly ahead and though he optimistically ploughed on he got stuck, wedged underneath it, leaving cars backed up for miles.

Finally a police car arrived on the scene, and the policeman walked up to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"

The lorry driver replied, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
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Joke by trenchcoat - Tags: lorry , bridge , police , stuck  - Current Score: 125 - Added: 10 months, 13 days ago

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