| Three men - an Australian, a Jew, and an Abo - are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to let them into Heaven. The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually, Saint Peter relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they each pay him $500. The Aussie pays his $500 straight away, and BANG!!, he's back in the same street he had just left. Immediately, he goes into the nearest pub, and tells all of his mates his amazing story. Of course, they don't believe him. "So," asks one mate, "if all this is true, then where's the Jew and the Abo?". "Well," says the Aussie, "when I left them, the Jew had him down to $300, and the Abo was arguing that the government should pay for it". |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666 - Tags: abo , jew , aussie , heaven - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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