| Father Norton woke up to a beautiful and sunny Sunday morning and decided that it was too good to waste indoors; he simply had to play golf. Pretending to be unwell, he convinced the associate pastor to say Mass for him that day, before heading out of town to a golf course about 40 miles away so he wouldn't run into anyone from his parish. On the first tee, he looked around and saw that he had the entire course to himself. Everyone else was in church! Watching this from the heavens, Saint Peter leant over to the Lord and asked, "Are you going to let him get away with this?" Just then, Father Norton hit the ball and it headed straight for the pin, dropped just short, before rolling up and falling into the hole - a 420 yard hole in one! Astonished, St. Peter looked to the Lord and asks, "Why in Heaven did you let him do that?!" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" |    |
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