| Little Johnny takes his girlfriend to his house to meet his parents but warns her that they're both deaf and dumb. They get there and walk into the living room. Mum has a beer bottle up her fanny and Dad has his nuts hanging out and a match propping one eye open. His girlfriend says, "what the fuck is this?" Johnny replies, "oh, it's sign language: Mum is saying 'Get the beers in ya cunt' and Dad is saying 'Bollocks, I'm watching the match!'" |    |
Joke by bruvley - Tags: cunt , bollocks , parents , little johnny , girlfriend , beer - Current Score: 28 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago
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