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An old bloke riding his bike gets knocked down by a bus. The paramedics did all they could, and were just about to pronounce him dead, when suddenly a blonde bird pulls down her knickers & sits on his face. 2 minutes later, the old man starts coughing, and comes back to life.

"It's a miracle" said the paramedic

The blonde replies.."all he needed was a quick blood transfusion"
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Joke by a330_captain - Tags: old , bloke , bus , paramedic , blonde , blood  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago

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