| A lad is in a bus station, and goes into the toilets to piss. When he walks in he sees a Leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen. As he pees, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The Leprechaun zips up and the lad asks him if he is indeed a real Leprechaun. The little man says, "Aye me boy, I'm a Leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes." "Really?!" comes the reply, "What do I need to do?!" "Well, havin' such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn't mind suckin' me dick until I come." The lad is a bit taken aback, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. The Leprechaun smiles away until he comes down the lad's throat. The lad says, "Hey, what about my three wishes?" The Leprechaun asks, "How old are you me boy?" "18," he says. "Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in Leprechauns?!" |    |
Joke by Sticky - Tags: old people , fairy , banker , women - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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