| An elderly lady goes into the doctor......... "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop dropping my guts *all the time*. In fact, since I've been standing here I must have parped least 20 times." "Yeah? No kidding...?" says the doctor with a a tear in his eye.......................The doc says "I've got just the stuff." and gives her some pills. "Here take these for 10 days, then return for a follow up appointment." So she takes the pills and returns 10 days later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still quacking just as much! They still don't make any noise, but now they smell fucking awful!" The doctor nodded, "Great, now that we've your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!" |    |
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