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Bottle of whisky; +55 pence.

Bottle of wine; +14 pence

Pint of beer; +4 pence

Packet of cigarettes; +11 pence

Fuel duty; +2 pence, suspended for 6 months.

Filling up the car with petrol, ferrying it over to calais, filling the fucker up with cigarettes and booze, coming back and selling them in my local; PRICELESS!
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Joke by Guest - Tags: budget , labour , twats , cunts  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago

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