| Three guys: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a British engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and when they pick it up a Genie pops out. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land in Canada to be forever fertile." POOOOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed at this display, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall to be set up around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, British and other infidels forever outside our precious state." POOOOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, a huge wall appeared around those countries. The British engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries... it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is YOUR wish?" The British engineer smiles and says, "fill it with water." |    |
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