| "Before I come to a decision on these divorce proceedings, does anyone wish to speak?" asked the Judge. The lawyer for the husband stood up and replied, "M'lud, may I just bring to your attention once again, that what my client did was out of chivalry. Since when was it wrong to open a door for a lady?" "I'm not disputing a chivalrous act," replied the Judge," but I think you're overlooking the fact that the car was travelling at 70 mph at the time." |    |
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