| It's the day of Prince Edward's wedding. He and Sophie are having a wonderful time, but beneath the smiles and celebrations, Sophie appears to be in pain. Edward notices and asks her what's wrong. "Well it's these shoes", she says, "I'm sure they sent me the wrong ones. They must be at least 2 sizes two small!" "Never mind", he replies, "The reception will be over soon and we can head back to teh room and take them off". Sure enough, the reception draws to a close and after the guests have gone, Edward and Sophie make their way towards their bedroom, little knowing that they have been followed by the rest of the royal family, who press their ears against the door to get a good listen. Sophie collapses on the bed and Edward, looking at her shoes, says "Right! you've waited long enough - let's get these off straight away" There's about 5 minutes of grunting and moaning, followed by a loud sigh of relief from Sophie. "Bloody hell! That was tight!", exlaims Edward. Outside the door, The Queen whispers to Prince Philip. "See! I told you she was still a virgin!" Back inside, Edward looks at the other shoe. "Right! Now let's have a go at the other one" 5 more minutes of grunting and moaning occur, followed by another loud groan from Sophie. "Christ! That one was even tighter!", says Edward. "That's my boy!", whispers Prince Philip with a tear in his eye, "Once a sailor, always a sailor!" |    |
Joke by Weetobix - Tags: prince philip , sophie , prince edward , queen , royal , wedding - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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