| A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the arse before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the arse?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them." |    |
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