| A man was in the park practising penalty taking. He kicked stright at the net but the ball flew right over the top. "Fuck it, I missed," he cursed. Just then a priest was walking past and on hearing the man's words said to him, "Do not swear, God is listening." "Bugger off," replied the man "what's he going to do anyway, send a thunder ball down to me?" All of a sudden there was a mighty boom from the skies and a huge shaft of fire hurtled to the ground, killing the priest stone dead. "Fuck it, I missed," boomed a voice from above. |    |
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