| Two Jewish blokes, Gerry and Sam, find a prostitute and, being Jewish, they don't want to spend much money, so they ask the hooker if she will have them both for a fiver. The hooker says no, but she will fuck them both for six quid, so they go back to her apartment. Gerry sits on the sofa while Sam goes first. The prostitute gets on top and starts riding away. After a minute the prostitute says, "Come on, faster, faster, I'll knock a couple of quid off." So Sam fucks her faster. A minute later she says, "come on, harder,harder, I'll knock another couple of quid off." So Sam fucks her harder. Then she says, "come on, harder and faster, I'll knock another couple off quid off." So he bangs her harder and faster. Just then Gerry jumps off the sofa and screams, "go on sam, go for the profit, go for the profit!" |    |
Joke by pornstar - Tags: jewish , prostitute , profit , sofa , apartment , money , hooker - Current Score: 71 - Added: 8 months ago
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