| After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she's buried in the woods. Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years. But Elisabeth Fritzl was disqualified because she had help from her Dad. Further Further Correction: I've been hiding me a child for 32 years! Fuck all of you!!! Further Further Further Correction: Madeleine McCann also had help from her father, so why should miss Fritzl be disqualified? |    |
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