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You've heard the tale of Robin Hood,
And how he did poor people good,
but there's more to this old story,
than Sherwood Forest's Pride and Glory.

At night when all the robbing was done,
the merry men would have some fun,
in fact it would be fair to say,
The Merry men were rather gay.

As Little John starts to unwind,
Robin takes him from behind.
As they frolic in the grass,
Robin rams it up his ass.

One night when they were all at play,
a pretty maiden came their way,
she sauntered up to Friar Tuck,
and said, "I'm Marion, wanna fuck?"

Tuck could not believe his ears,
"She wants a shag off us old queers!"
When he recovered from his shock,
Robin whipped out his fat cock.

Marion's clothes were off in a flash,
The merry men all had her gash,
They satisfied her every whim,
and shot their man-fat up her quim.

When all was done she spoke a rhyme,
"Thank you boys for the lovely time,
But for your pleasure you must pay,
I've got herpes; have a nice day."

"Now listen here," said Friar Tuck,
"We really couldn't give a fuck,
we've all got AIDS, so who's fucked now,
Have a nice day, you stupid cow."
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Joke by Guest - Tags: robin hood , aids , herpes , orgy , vd , queer , homo , fuck , faggot  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months ago

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