| An old guy is working in a general store, which sells EVERYTHING. He gets a young guy to help him, and he asks him if he has ever sold before. The young guy says "No". The old guy says " Watch me ". A customer comes in and asks for a box of grass seed. The old guy obliges and says, " Can I interest you in a lawnmower?". The customer says "A lawnmower??? " The old guy says " Sure, we have a sale, you're going to need one. Why not buy it now ? " and he sells the customer a lawnmower. The old salesman says to the young newcomer " You see, he came in for a 3 quid box of grass seed, and I sold him a 200 quid lawnmower!". The young guy says " Let me try ". A man walks in, and the young guy says " Good morning, sir, can I help you?" The guy says " Yes, I'd like a box of Tampax!". The young guy sells it to him, and then asks "Can I interest you in a lawnmower? " The customer says" A lawnmower?????" The young guy says " Well, your weekend's fucked up, you might as well cut the grass ! " |    |
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