| I said to the wife the other night, "you remind me of Shannon Matthews" She said "why? Because i'm so sweet, innocent and it would be a tragedy if anything happened to me" I said "no sweetheart, it's because you look like a fucking hippo" |    |
Joke by sorprendor - Tags: shannon matthews , fatty , hippo , wife - Current Score: 27 - Added: 8 months ago
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