| A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park. A woman approaches him and offers to fuck his brains out for £5. The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5. She leads him into a bush and they get under way. A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking. He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing. The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?" The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife." The man quickly replies, "That's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I." |    |
Joke by Steve Maurice - Tags: wife , prostitute , old - Current Score: 285 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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