| Little Johnny is in class, and the teacher is asking the children what their parents do for a living. She asks a non-too-bright pupil what his father does, and he answers "he's a sheet metal worker." The teacher says "OK, can you spell that for me?" "S-H-E-T..." "No, that's not quite right, try again." "S-H-I..." "No, sorry, that's not it either. Go round the back of the blackboard and write it out with this chalk until it looks right." The kid takes the chalk and dutifully walks around the blackboard and starts writing. The teacher says, "Right, Johnny, what does your father do for a living?" Johnny says, "he's a bookie." "You mean a bookmaker. Can you spell that for me?" "No, but I'll give you two to one he writes shit on that blackboard" |    |
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