| God called Jesus into see him. "Jesus, have you found any work yet?" "Yes I have Father," replied Jesus, "I have found two jobs, one on Jupiter that pays £15,000 a year, and one on earth that pays £25,000 a year...." "So, where are you going to work then?" said God.. Jesus says, "I'm going to work on Jupiter, Father!" "God says, "But you've been offered £25,000 on Earth, and you're going to take £15,000 to work on Jupiter?.. So please answer me why, my son?..." "Well Father," says Jesus, "The last time I was on Earth, I was hammered with tax...." |    |
Joke by Vaginadiner - Tags: jesus , god , work , job , earth , tax - Current Score: 34 - Added: 8 months ago
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