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There's going to be be a new ad campaign launched on TV encouraging motorists to slow down when driving. Apparently, this is how it will go:

Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.

If I hadn't have been messing about in the fucking road I wouldn't have been run over at all.
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Joke by Guest - Tags: think slow down 30mph tv ad campaign , your daughter dead , wanker  - Current Score: 251 - Added: 8 months ago

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