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I staggered out of the pub and down the street, until I was stopped by a policeman.

He said, "Where do you think you're going in that state?"

I replied, "I'm going to a lecture."

He said, "Yeah, right. Who gives a lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife," I said.
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Joke by the peter tobin fan club - Tags: drunk , wife , lecture  - Current Score: 227 - Added: 7 months, 30 days ago

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