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Why couldn't Shannon Matthews get to sleep?
She was worried she might never see her Mummy again.

Why couldn't Shannon Matthews's kidnapper sleep?
There was a monster under his bed.
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Joke by the peter tobin fan club - Tags: shannon , shannon matthews , ugly , monster , hound , chav  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 10 months ago

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