| MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a fucking slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees gobbling my cock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done fucking you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little mustache. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Good, I hate it when women don't swallow. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it in your ass. Man:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Not as much as that pick up line Man: Ill forgive you that time I guess the bloods still rushing to your head and ill forgive you again later when my cocks running through you. Man: Would you like to come back to mine? Woman: I'm not desperate Man: I am, why do you think I'm asking you? |    |
Joke by kidneykutter - Tags: men , women , sexist , man jokes , humoured , agaisnt woman - Current Score: 113 - Added: 10 months ago
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