| A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!" A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!" |    |
Joke by superhorse - Tags: pet shop , tortoise , bomb , bastard - Current Score: 184 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
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