| A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says, "when I was young I contracted kneesles." She says, "you mean measles." He says, "no, I actually got kneesles." She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says, "shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio." She says, "you mean polio?" He says, "no, I got toelio." She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says, "don't tell me - smallcox?" |    |
Joke by ant123 - Tags: penis , small , small penis , dick , nees , toes - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
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