| A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, youll live to a nice ripe old age. So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. |    |
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