| The Worried Bride A young bride is sitting on her bed, worried to death. "What's the matter?", asks her mother. "It's the Honeymoon, Mom. Tom thinks I'm a virgin. You and I both know I've been with so many men." "Yes Dear", Said her Mom. "To tell the truth, I had the same problem when I married your father." "What ever did you do?" "Well, before I joined you Father in bed, I asked for some private time in the bathroom." "The bathroom? Why the bathroom?" "I took the raw piece of liver, that your Grandmother gave me and put it in my vagina. It made me as tight as a virgin for my wedding night and afterwards it didn't matter." The young woman took her Mother's advice and there followed a glorious wedding night. The next morning the Bride found herself alone in bed and a note was pinned to her Groom's pillow. It read: My Darling, Last night was the best sex I have ever had. You are everything a man could wan't in a wife. I Love you with all my heart and always will. But darling I can't live with the thought that I have disfigured you for life. Forgive me darling, but Good-Bye Forever. All My Love, Tom P.S.: I left your pussy in the sink. |    |
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