| A posh lady board member is being shown around her new hospital by the Matron. In the first room in the ward, she sees a patient furiously wanking in bed. "Good Grief!" She exclaims, "That's disgusting! Why is that man wanking in bed?" "Well," the matron explains, "that man has a rare disease which causes him to make too much semen. If he doesn't relieve himself five times a day, his testicles will explode!" "Oh I see. That poor man," says the lady. Moving on to the second room, they look in to see a patient being given a blow job by a nurse. Shocked, the lady says "This is terrible, what's your explanation for this?" "He's got the same condition as the first man," replies the matron, "but he's with BUPA." |    |
Joke by maddog2840 - Tags: nhc , hmo , nhs , bupa - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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