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An atom goes to a bar for a few drinks. On his way out, he realises he's lost something so he goes to the barman and says, "I've lost an electron!"
The barman replies, "are you sure mate?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."

Why do chemists like nitrates?
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Joke by buzz-lightyear - Tags: chemistry is bloody fun , electron , nitrate , atom  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 7 months ago

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