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The strangest thing happened to me the other night. I put my dinner in the oven and left it a while before going back to check on it.

When I opened the oven door, it had gone. Tray, food the lot.

Starving, I went to my uncles house and went upstairs. There under his bed was my dinner.

Last time I buy Matthews Turkey Roast.

*Yes, this is a piss take on the McCann Oven Chips joke.*
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And your smart arse remark just cost you a point off all your jokes
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Ooooh, get you. Knobhead.

fuks sake you all just want to shag her
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Joke by beatlebob - Tags: shannon , dinner , uncle  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 9 months ago

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