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The mans prayer...

Lord before I lay down to sleep today,
I pray for a woman who's partially gay,
One who's pretty, sexy and bright,
One whose fanny is small and tight,
Oh send me a woman who goes like a train,
Who swallows your load and wants it again!
And as she prays with this in mind,
She'd ask me to take her from behind!
And when I am done I climb off and thank her,
Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker!

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Joke by ht - Tags: wanking , wank , sex , fanny , dream  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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