| The Matthews family are being head-hunted for an entire series of the Jeremy Kyle Show. So far they've been offered four packs of Lambert & Butler, six cans of Special Brew and a dog-eared copy of Razzle. Negotiations are stuck on their demands for a KFC Family Bucket; the show producers can't afford a bucket big enough for the Matthews Family. Ocean Finance advert makers are said to be preparing a counter-offer to include a supermarket dash around Cash Converters and three Lotto scratch-cards. |    |
Joke by Guest - Tags: matthews , shannon , karen matthews , craig meehan , jeremy kyle - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months ago
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