Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Jokes with no home > Accident > View Single Joke

Did you know that it costs forty thousand pounds a year to house each prisoner?

Jeez, for forty thousand quid a piece I'll take a few prisoners into my house! I live in Glasgow, I already have bars on the windows.

I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And if they don't want to run, they can rest in the electric chair that's hooked up to the generator.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sorprendor - Tags: prisoners , glasgow , electric chair  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months ago

Share This Joke
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.

Direct Link:
Sickipedia ForumsHTML Link:BB Code: 
Delicious Digg Reddit Facebook Stumbleupon

Custurd spent 0ms doing 2 queries and 0s processing. She's 7.21% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel