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A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a description of the assailants?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happened so fast."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buzz-lightyear - Tags: snail , slug , robbery , mugged  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months ago

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